Labrador Gin: The world’s first gin for dogs
*Note: please bear in mind that this page was published on April 1st, 2015. We have left it here for posterity.
Here at The Cambridge Distillery we take great pride in our innovative approach to gin production.
As the world’s first Gin Tailor we have created almost 500 bespoke gin recipes for individuals, bars and restaurants. Up to now there has been one unifying feature of all of our customers: they have all been human.
After two years of loyal support from our brand ambassador, Darcy, we recently decided that we would reward her efforts and carefully set about creating the world’s first Labrador Gin.
Labrador Gin is the world’s first gin created specifically for dogs. Using Darcy’s nose, which is several hundred times more sensitive than even the very best humans in the business, we created a balanced bouquet of botanicals specifically tailored to the Labrador palate.
Base notes of juniper are complemented with fresh cut grass, roasted bone marrow, almond butter and oak tree bark. These distillates are married together before being diluted with fresh spring water from Darcy’s favourite watering hole.
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*UPDATE* This was our (admittedly brilliant) April Fool’s joke for 2015. We do not make gin for dogs, but you are FAR from the first person to fall for it. You can see what happened when the penny dropped by clicking here.